- Seaweed, the main character in this book, who has just discovered that joining the infamous Carrot Bandits was a huge mistake.


Join him as he discovers that indoctrination isn't so bad. Sure, joining the Carrot Bandits and stealing one millions socks is probably wrong but he gets to hang out with Pank, his equally indoctrinated sidekick, and he is finally making a real difference. Someone has to stop the Mayor from building his unsafe and unnecessary Nuclear Power Station.